Guy comes in after we fixed his PC no more than a week ago with another virus. I smile, tell him I’ll fix it again, and proceed to turn it on.
Out of curiosity, I check his Internet history. Between the time that I saw his computer last and this afternoon, he had visited a multitude of “transgender” sites which had to exceed over 100 a day. They ranged from “transgender dating” to “transgender f***ing” sites..
Needless to say, I’ve been handling his PC with paper towels all day. Funny how you would never know it by looking / talking with him, but that dude is into some freaky shit. My coworker even pointed out a nice little linear stain on the top of his tower.
It doesn’t matter what you tell us. We know all your dirty secrets and lying to us with “I have no idea how this could have happened again” bullshit isn’t going to work. Next time Mr Shemale, I’m not going to be so candid about what you did wrong… It’ll be amusing.
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I have no problems with people being transgender or whatever, but that is so skeevy — “linear stain”, ewwwwwwwww!!!!!!!
http://twitpic.com/29iv3e
My buddy calls it “controlled splatter”. Warning: you can’t unsee it.