Conversation right now on the phone.
Customer: “How do I _____?” [not important what he's asking]
Me: “Click the Start button on the bott…”
Customer: [interrupting] “Hold on – hold on – don’t get all technical on me. Slow down now…”
Me: “Okaaaaaay. Click. The. Start. Button.”
Customer: “Yeah yeah, click the Start button. Yeah, I got it… Go on now!”
Me: [Lowered pitch] “Click… Shut… Down”
Customer: [getting madder] “Yeah yeah go on!”
Me: [Isaac Hayes pitch] “Nowwwww… Clickkkkkkkk… … … Re… … … … Start.”
Customer: [click]
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Slow it down baby…
Conversation right now on the phone.
Customer: “How do I _____?” [not important what he's asking]
Me: “Click the Start button on the bott…”
Customer: [interrupting] “Hold on – hold on – don’t get all technical on me. Slow down now…”
Me: “Okaaaaaay. Click. The. Start. Button.”
Customer: “Yeah yeah, click the Start button. Yeah, I got it… Go on now!”
Me: [Lowered pitch] “Click… Shut… Down”
Customer: [getting madder] “Yeah yeah go on!”
Me: [Isaac Hayes pitch] “Nowwwww… Clickkkkkkkk… … … Re… … … … Start.”
Customer: [click]
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