Evidently, the Short Tourist Bus is in town today.
Some lady from Canada shows up with her computer and an attitude.
Cranky B: “I can’t get my email! Here, let me turn it on and show you!”
Me: [blogs about previous customer while I wait. See: "The Sky!"]
Irritated eh?: “Here! Look!”
Me: [Grabs computer and starts clicking around - connects her to our wireless connection] “Works just fine. You just have to get online fir…”
Still an Ass: “Okay!” [takes laptop and starts checking her email]
[I walk away]
Leaving Pleased: “Thanks!” [as she walks out the door not offering to pay]
_ 10 minutes pass _
Returning B: “It still doesn’t work!!”
Me: [click] “Yes it does…”
Still’n Ass: “Well, why does it work here?!”
Me: “Because you’re online here.”
Rectum: “I wa only down the street.”
Me: “Our connection doesn’t work down the street.”
Big B: “Okay! Thanks! I’m just going to check my email here then! (while ignoring that you have other customers that need help)”
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Evidently, the Short Tourist Bus is in town today.
Some lady from Canada shows up with her computer and an attitude.
Cranky B: “I can’t get my email! Here, let me turn it on and show you!”
Me: [blogs about previous customer while I wait. See: "The Sky!"]
Irritated eh?: “Here! Look!”
Me: [Grabs computer and starts clicking around - connects her to our wireless connection] “Works just fine. You just have to get online fir…”
Still an Ass: “Okay!” [takes laptop and starts checking her email]
[I walk away]
Leaving Pleased: “Thanks!” [as she walks out the door not offering to pay]
_ 10 minutes pass _
Returning B: “It still doesn’t work!!”
Me: [click] “Yes it does…”
Still’n Ass: “Well, why does it work here?!”
Me: “Because you’re online here.”
Rectum: “I wa only down the street.”
Me: “Our connection doesn’t work down the street.”
Big B: “Okay! Thanks! I’m just going to check my email here then! (while ignoring that you have other customers that need help)”
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