Conversation right now on the phone.

Customer: “How do I _____?” [not important what he's asking]

Me: “Click the Start button on the bott…”

Customer: [interrupting] “Hold on – hold on – don’t get all technical on me. Slow down now…”

Me: “Okaaaaaay. Click. The. Start. Button.”

Customer: “Yeah yeah, click the Start button. Yeah, I got it… Go on now!”

Me: [Lowered pitch] “Click… Shut… Down”

Customer: [getting madder] “Yeah yeah go on!”

Me: [Isaac Hayes pitch] “Nowwwww… Clickkkkkkkk… … … Re… … … … Start.”

Customer: [click]